Mr. Brown

 

Leave it to a father (or at least my husband) to change the words from "Mr. Brown can Moo! Can You?" to "Mr. Brown Can Poo! Can You?"

I think Dr. Seuss had it coming. Naming his character Mr. Brown AND choosing "moo" which clearly rhymes with "Poo." Didn't he consider how men think?? My son will never read books the same again...